Adrian Mole and The Weapons of Mass Destruction by Sue Townsend... 9780241960165

Adrian Mole is middleaged but still scribbling Working as a bookseller and living in Leicesters Rat Wharf finding time to write letters of advice to Tim Henman and Tony Blair locked in mortal combat with a vicious swan called Gielgud measuring his expanding bald spot and trying to winover the voluptuous Daisy