IF YOUR GRANDFATHER HADN'T WORN IT, YOU WOULDN'T EXIST.
With a buoy-shaped bottle and distinctive scent, Old Spice Classic After Shave is as American as a man on a motorcycle jumping over a baseball stadium while singing the national anthem. And the only thing despots hate more than decentralized government and free speech is the smell of Old Spice After Shave. So punch totalitarianism in the piehole by splashing on some Old Spice After Shave.
At a Glance
• Smells like freedom
• It will still be around, even after nuclear fallout
• How American is it? Let us count the ways
• Manly scents for manly faces
FABRICATED IN CANADA
WARNINGS:
• FLAMMABLE.
• DO NOT APPLY NEAR FLAME OR WHILE SMOKING.
• AVOID GETTING INTO EYES.
• KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN.
DIRECTIONS:
Splash it on face and neck... After shaving, after shower or whenever you want to feel cool and refreshed.